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A Disgrace to Horror Spoofs: Stan Helsing (Movie Review)


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A Disgrace to Horror Spoofs: Stan Helsing (Movie Review)

New postby BloodyAdored » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:48 pm

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I actually sat down to watch a movie entitled Stan Helsing which is a spoof on pretty much all of our favorite slashers, like Freddy, Michael, and Leatherface. I was thinking, "Oh this SHOULD be a good laugh," but I was proven wrong. Instead of a good laugh, I got crude, rude, 6th grade sexual humor which I did not enjoy. Honestly, what happened to comedy without the gutter jokes? On top of all of this we have Michael Meyers looking like a chinese jew, Pinhead looking like a dart board with syringes and thumb tacks in his head, Leatherface with a leather handbag for his mask, and most embarrassing of all we have Freddy wearing a Charlie Brown shirt, grillz, a flavor flave clock, and swiss army knife glove. This movie was not a spoof on classic horror movies it was a disgrace.

This film gets a solid 1 out of 10. It's spoofs like these that make me hate this new era of comedy.
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Re: A Disgrace to Horror Spoofs: Stan Helsing (Movie Review)

New postby kizzle » Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:20 pm

i agree with how freddy michael pinhead and leatherface look stupid. but other than that i thought it was petty funny. I always chuckle when chucky imitates a blow job.
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Re: A Disgrace to Horror Spoofs: Stan Helsing (Movie Review)

New postby Johnny Bisco » Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:56 am

even worse was Ken Kirzinger making fun of Jason DOH!
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Re: A Disgrace to Horror Spoofs: Stan Helsing (Movie Review)

New postby BooMan » Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:10 am

Johnny Bisco wrote:even worse was Ken Kirzinger making fun of Jason DOH!


So true Johnny B, so true! :JGTH: :slasher:
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New postby JohnCarpenterfan » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:58 am

They even wasted the great Leslie Nielson in this film. You have a comedian like him in a film and all you can think of to do with him is stick him in a wig and a dress? This movie was horrible.
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