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Hell Hath No Fury Like Cannibals On Dirt Bikes: THE HILLS HAVE EYES PART 2 (1985) Review


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Hell Hath No Fury Like Cannibals On Dirt Bikes: THE HILLS HAVE EYES PART 2 (1985) Review

New postby ObscureCinema101 » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:39 pm

I actually hadn't seen Wes Craven's 1977 cannibal-survival grindhouse classic The Hills Have Eyes until recently, and for a movie that has been hyped up a lot, I really liked it. The film definitely had its flaws, but I loved the distinct grindhouse seventies feel of it. So naturally, I sought out the heavily-chastised sequel that Craven himself has disowned. Well, this is one of those cases where the original and sequel couldn't be farther apart. The sequel did improve on a few things, but as a whole, does it hold up well as a follow-up to a horror classic? We'll all find out once we discover that the hills...still have eyes.

The Hills Have Eyes Part 2 (1985) Review

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The film opens with a Texas Chainsaw Massacre-type text crawl and narration describing the events of the first film and how some members of the cannibal clan from the first movie may still be alive. We then cut to Bobby (Robert Houston) as he recounts how he defeated Jupiter, the leader of the cannibals from the first film, and how he still has nightmares. The shrink tells him it will be alright as Bobby prepares to head out across the desert to a dirt bike race with his team to try out his new "Super Formula" fuel that is expected to go big. Bobby breaks down at the last minute, and tells his girlfriend Rachel (Janus Blythe) to go in his place.
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So they head out on the road when they realize they forgot to account for daylight savings time, and if they don't cut across the desert, they'll be late for the races. After a while, they also realize that they have been reading the map upside down and their bus is leaking gas. They stop at an abandoned mining area and soon realize they are not alone. Pluto (Michael Berryman) actually survived his near-fatal encounter with an angry dog in the first and is joined by the Reaper (John Bloom), Jupiter's big brother. The duo begin killing off the teens one by one in gruesome fashion, and it is also revealed that Rachel is, in actuality, Ruby, the cannibal girl who aided the family in the first film in defeating her family. Who will survive the onslaught of cannibal carnage, and can these psychopaths be stopped?
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The Hills Have Eyes Part 2 is one of those movies that could have only happened in the eighties. It's an off-the-wall sequel that, if not for the returning characters, I would label as having nothing to do with the original. It's a totally silly and irrelevant exercise in stupidity that's too cheesy to fully describe. The characters are beyond stereotypical, the writing is lazy, it insults the viewer's intelligence more than once, and there are more holes in the plot than in Sonny Corleone's dead body. That's the truth, and do you want to know something else about this movie?!?! I love every minute of it. This sequel was a complete delight to watch from start to finish and it just does not get enough respect.
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The reason I think most people hate this movie is because it is a completely different movie than the first. The first was a savage story of civilized people getting pushed to the brink and forced to lose all senses of decency in order to survive. The sequel is pure slasher cheese obviously bent on capitalizing on the then-fading slasher boom before a rash of new slasher movies hit the market in the late-eighties. In fact, this is almost a total Friday the 13th sequel! There's the "kill every few minutes" approach to things, the Harry Manfredini score that literally sounds EXACTLY like the score from the F13 movies (not "sounds similar," I mean "is the exact same f'ing music."),the mine locations feel a lot like cabins at Crystal Lake, and Kevin Blair from Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood stars! It also utilizes that classic eighties slasher sequel filler technique of loading the film with flashbacks from the original, but more on that later.
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If you haven't figured it out yet, THHE2 is a very cheesy affair. Of course, there's the wonderful, dated fashions and hairstyles straight out of the mid-80s, as well as the dirt biking concept that's also one of those "only in the '80s" ideas that's just brilliant. There's also a scene where Pluto steals a dirt bike and rides off (wearing a football helmet) and two racers give chase on their dirt bikes, leading to a scene that's a mixture of hilarity and awesomeness. Then the Reaper roars in on a dirt bike as well! And let's not forget the horridly stereotypical jive-talking black character whose dialogue will lead to many a laugh and many a groan. There's also the abundance of flashbacks, and, in what is perhaps the film's most infamous scene, Beast, the dog, has a flashback. Yes; the DOG was so traumatized by the events of the first movie that he had a flashback to where he "killed" Pluto. What a badass.
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THHE2 does have some merits to its credit, though. Remember way back when I said this movie improved on some things from the original? Well, those two things are the kills and the selection of actors as the killers. In the first film, when the gas station owner told Bob how his son was born and how deformed it was, I always pictured something a lot more horrific than Jupiter (who looked really normal). However, John Bloom as the Reaper is more of what I imagined. Stacking up at 7'4", the Reaper also has a deformed forehead, a scraggly beard, and very pointy teeth. Michael Berryman is camping it up gloriously, as is the rest of the cast, which also includes Peter Frechette (who would go on to appear in one of my favorite monster movies, The Kindred (1986)), Willard E. Pugh (The Color Purple), Penny Johnson (General Hospital), and Coleen Riley (Deadly Blessing).
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I liked the decision of bringing back many of the surviving characters of the first film as well as the actors/actresses who played them, even if we only get to see Bobby in the first fifteen minutes before the gang heads off without him. And I was thrilled when they brought back not only the biggest badass in the first movie, but the biggest badass of all time: Beast!* It definitely feels like Craven was writing this purely for the money because of how simple it is, as well as the leaps in logic that could only be the result of a rushed script. There are no twists on the tried and true formula of the slasher, and that's perfectly fine with me. For the most part, there are a wide variety of kills, even if the movie never gets too bloody. There's a very nice slit throat, a killer bear hug, and a spear impalement. The movie does manage to rack up some suspense in the last few minutes when the final girl (who is blind), Cass, is stalked by the Reaper, and there's even an explosion!
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Of course, The Hills Have Eyes Part 2 does have some flaws. One thing that is both good and bad is the inability to pinpoint a central character until the last few minutes. At first, I thought Bobby would be in the lead because the movie opened with him, and then I thought Rachel/Ruby would be the final girl because of how the film begins to focus on her, but then it begins to focus on Cass, the blind girl. It gets confusing, but I liked the unpredictability of the whole thing. The kills, while good, could have been better, and most of them occur in the last 30-40 minutes. The film also has some definite pacing issues, as on rewatch, I saw that it takes about fifty minutes for the kills to start. But for me, the time really flew by because of how entertaining everything was. Berryman doesn't really get to do much besides mug for the camera, which is a shame, but Bloom did a really good job.
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In all seriousness, this is a horrible movie. The acting is nothing special, the kills aren't very memorable, the writing is poor, and it's clearly a "for-the-money" effort. But against all odds, it manages to be very entertaining for most of the wrong reasons. It's a full-on slasher movie that wants to stand next to the Friday the 13th movies, but doesn't quite fill out its potential. The murders should have been either bloodier or more creative (the first death is hilarious), but I think that was just due to budget. It does begin to drag a little bit near the end when it starts to become repetitive, but the journey is still fun. This was released by Image Entertainment a while ago and has recently been re-released by Horizon Movies not just on a remastered DVD, but also on a Blu-Ray! I picked up the DVD, so I can't say anything about the Blu, but the DVD does leave a lot to be desired. I've heard the picture here is much better than Image's, and while it does look sharp, it is rather dark in places. There aren't many bonus features, which include the trailer and a not very well-made photo gallery (some posters, VHS, and pictures from the movie). It's available really cheaply, so in my opinion, it would be worthy of your time to buy either of the two. One thing I find funny is that a movie that Wes Craven put no heart or soul into winds up being really entertaining, while one that he put his all into (My Soul to Take) winds up being less than desirable.

The Verdict: The Hills Have Eyes Part 2 is a horrible movie that finds its entertainment value in its generous helpings of cheesiness, and I might just enjoy it more than the first. Check it out.

Score: 7/10.


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*I'm being serious. Beast is the biggest badass of all time. I mean, it's essentially the canine version of Charles Bronson; out for revenge after his companion, Beauty, got killed by the cannibals, and this dog is VICIOUS. I also think it's hilarious how terrified Pluto looks when Rachel/Ruby says Beast is going to get him. Pluto even takes the time to throw multiple insults at Beast when he gets away from him!
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