It's hard to believe that my 1400th headline here at the 'Bid may also be responsible for leaving major pecker tracks in our very own Justin Swarens' tighty-whities, but hey what do you expect when you unveil a brand new featurette for Piranha 3DD and it features the German heartthrob himself, David Hasselhoff bare-chested, savagely tanned and larger then life!? Now I'm sure the vast majority of the Bidite Nation will ultimately pay no mind to this video, because let's face it - it's just a video of David Hasselhoff babbling on and on. But to one Bidite, who just so happens to be the Head Honcho here at the 'Bid, this is truly a glorious day.
In the film, "the pre-historic school of blood thirsty piranhas are back. This time, no one is safe from the flesh eating fish as they sink their razor sharp teeth into the visitors of summer's best attraction, The Big Wet Water Park. Christopher Lloyd (BACK TO THE FUTURE) reprises his role as the eccentric piranha expert with survivor Paul Scheer (THE LEAGUE) and a partially devoured Ving Rhames (PULP FICTION) back for more fish frenzy. David Hasselhoff trades in the sandy beaches of "Baywatch" to be a celebrity lifeguard at the racy water park."
Look for more of the Hoff when Piranha 3DD hits theaters and VOD on June 1st.
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Hahaha, I don't know whether to congratulate you or call you an cuss you out! LMAO! You are LOVING these Hasselhoff/BooMan posts a little to much, I can't wait until I find the perfect story to destroy you! It's coming Nizzle! :P